Babe Lincoln Socks

Freakers

Regular price $17.50 Sale

One Size Fits Most: God Bless the American feet who will fit men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14 shoes. These socks will bless your feet in liberty.

Wash Like Socks: Wash them like normal socks, but dry them by running them up the flag pole and letting the sweet air of freedom dry them out.

What These Are Made Of: What's more American than a comfortable cotton and polyester blend for a sock that will last through World War butt-kicking after World War butt-kicking? Nothing. That's what these socks are made of.

American Jobs: American socks, made by American hands, delivered by Americans. I could repeat this one, but I don't think the computers wouldn't understand.