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Soap on a Rope

Duke Cannon

Regular price $12.00 Sale

OLD MILWAUKEE:

In Duke Cannon's day, a man didn't put strawberries or pumpkin spice in his beer. And he certainly didn't shower with soap that smelled like a bouquet of fresh gardenias. This large, 10 oz. soap is made with Old Milwaukee Beer, a premium American lager, and it has a woodsy, sandalwood scent that smells like a man should. The red, white, and blue 550 mil-spec paracord keeps your soap off the ground to maximize hygiene and convenience. Please shower responsibly.

(Note: it doesn't smell like beer. It has a woodsy, sandalwood scent folks love.)

NAVAL SUPREMACY:

Duke Cannon's idea of nautical adventure does not include a 2-hour dinner cruise or a 12-minute jetski ride. He prefers to set sail on the high seas, where the crisp, ocean air smells better than anything the land has to offer. And much like a sturdy rope is used to keep a battleship moored to a pier, this Big Ass Soap on a Rope contains a 550-mil spec paracord to keep your soap firmly off the ground. An effective way to maximize hygiene and convenience while on land or sea.

Smells Like Naval Supremacy (refreshing, crisp ocean scent)